BBB: Big Birthday Bash

Why is it called your "Dirty Thirties" anyway? Isn't this nomenclature just another way of pretending that you're young again with a touch of reckless mischievousness and a splash of carefree disengagement?

Maybe it's because 30 in Roman numerals is XXX?

The rhyming scheme is just not that funny when paired with our keyboard layout.

Anyhow, it's scary, whatever is looming my way this Wednesday morning.

So, in the spirit of reducing stress and mayhem, let us recall the presence of dancing hedgehogs to help reduce our worries: